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From the Ted Talk by Ze Frank: Are you human?

Unscramble the Blue Letters

(misuc) This is the huamn test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
Have you ever made a small, wried sound when you remembered something ermbssrainag?.
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (lahutger) Okay.
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

Open Cloze

(_____) This is the _____ test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
Have you ever made a small, _____ sound when you remembered something ____________?.
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (________) Okay.
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

Solution

  1. embarrassing
  2. weird
  3. music
  4. laughter
  5. human

Original Text

(Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?.
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

Frequently Occurring Word Combinations

ngrams of length 2

collocation frequency
phone smiling 2

Important Words

  1. aggression
  2. agreed
  3. applies
  4. booger
  5. childhood
  6. disappointed
  7. eaten
  8. embarrassing
  9. ended
  10. hand
  11. human
  12. laughter
  13. letter
  14. long
  15. lowercased
  16. music
  17. order
  18. period
  19. purposely
  20. raise
  21. remembered
  22. sad
  23. safe
  24. sign
  25. small
  26. sound
  27. test
  28. text
  29. weird