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From the Ted Talk by Lemon Andersen: Please don't take my Air Jordans

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And I said to him, "Listen, punk fool, you're a faleid actor who became an agent, and you know why you failed as an actor? Because people like me took your job. I've tleraved all the way from caeelnlvd and esesx in East New York, took the lcoal 6 line up to the hookers of Hunt's Point who were in my way on my way to master the art of space, and the one-to-infinite amount of man, woman and child you can fit in there only so I can push them to the back of the wall with my experience. People have bought tickets to my experience and used them as refrigerator magnets to let them know that the revolution is near, so stock up. I'm so experienced that when you went to a privileged school to learn a saeaeekrhsapn snonet, I was getting those beats kicked and shoved into me. I can master shock of "The Crying Game" with the awe of a child being called an AIDS victim by a bully who didn't know that it was his father who gave it to my mtehor, and that's a double entendre. I'm so experienced that when you went to the Fell School and all the rich little fairy boys decided to sponsor a child in it, that was me, but kkiced me out when I was caught teaching the fairy boys how to rob the PATS off a pair of Lee jaens and birng them to VIM. Let me see ckeohhv pull that off. Sanford Meisner was my Uncle Artie yelling silently to himself, "Something's always wrnog when nothing's always right." Method acting is nothing but a mixture of multiple personalities, believing your own lies are reality, like in high school cool Kenny teillng me he wanted to be a cop. Dude, you go to Riker's Island amaedcy. I could make dvaid Mamet psychoanalyze my attack on dialogue, saslsvnkaiti be as if he were Bruce Lee kicking your retosr of tnelsalets students up and down Crenshaw. So what, your actors studied grillurea theater at the London Rep? Let me tell you an acnient Chinese Saturday afternoon kung fu seecrt. Boards don't hit back. You think black eerniranttes have it hard finding work in this business? I'm a suspicious mulatto, which means I'm too black to be whtie and too white to be doing it right. Forget the aariecmn ghetto. I've cracked stages in Soweto, buried abortion babies in potter's field and still managed to keep a simle on my face, so whatever you curse at me to your caddyshack go-for-this, go-for-that assistant when I walk out that door, whatever slander you send my way, your mother. Thank you. (Applause)

Open Cloze

And I said to him, "Listen, punk fool, you're a ______ actor who became an agent, and you know why you failed as an actor? Because people like me took your job. I've ________ all the way from _________ and _____ in East New York, took the _____ 6 line up to the hookers of Hunt's Point who were in my way on my way to master the art of space, and the one-to-infinite amount of man, woman and child you can fit in there only so I can push them to the back of the wall with my experience. People have bought tickets to my experience and used them as refrigerator magnets to let them know that the revolution is near, so stock up. I'm so experienced that when you went to a privileged school to learn a _____________ ______, I was getting those beats kicked and shoved into me. I can master shock of "The Crying Game" with the awe of a child being called an AIDS victim by a bully who didn't know that it was his father who gave it to my ______, and that's a double entendre. I'm so experienced that when you went to the Fell School and all the rich little fairy boys decided to sponsor a child in it, that was me, but ______ me out when I was caught teaching the fairy boys how to rob the PATS off a pair of Lee _____ and _____ them to VIM. Let me see _______ pull that off. Sanford Meisner was my Uncle Artie yelling silently to himself, "Something's always _____ when nothing's always right." Method acting is nothing but a mixture of multiple personalities, believing your own lies are reality, like in high school cool Kenny _______ me he wanted to be a cop. Dude, you go to Riker's Island _______. I could make _____ Mamet psychoanalyze my attack on dialogue, ____________ be as if he were Bruce Lee kicking your ______ of __________ students up and down Crenshaw. So what, your actors studied _________ theater at the London Rep? Let me tell you an _______ Chinese Saturday afternoon kung fu ______. Boards don't hit back. You think black ____________ have it hard finding work in this business? I'm a suspicious mulatto, which means I'm too black to be _____ and too white to be doing it right. Forget the ________ ghetto. I've cracked stages in Soweto, buried abortion babies in potter's field and still managed to keep a _____ on my face, so whatever you curse at me to your caddyshack go-for-this, go-for-that assistant when I walk out that door, whatever slander you send my way, your mother. Thank you. (Applause)

Solution

  1. sonnet
  2. jeans
  3. david
  4. roster
  5. cleveland
  6. wrong
  7. smile
  8. guerrilla
  9. kicked
  10. bring
  11. mother
  12. stanislavski
  13. telling
  14. american
  15. ancient
  16. essex
  17. academy
  18. shakespearean
  19. traveled
  20. secret
  21. talentless
  22. white
  23. chekhov
  24. entertainers
  25. local
  26. failed

Original Text

And I said to him, "Listen, punk fool, you're a failed actor who became an agent, and you know why you failed as an actor? Because people like me took your job. I've traveled all the way from Cleveland and Essex in East New York, took the local 6 line up to the hookers of Hunt's Point who were in my way on my way to master the art of space, and the one-to-infinite amount of man, woman and child you can fit in there only so I can push them to the back of the wall with my experience. People have bought tickets to my experience and used them as refrigerator magnets to let them know that the revolution is near, so stock up. I'm so experienced that when you went to a privileged school to learn a Shakespearean sonnet, I was getting those beats kicked and shoved into me. I can master shock of "The Crying Game" with the awe of a child being called an AIDS victim by a bully who didn't know that it was his father who gave it to my mother, and that's a double entendre. I'm so experienced that when you went to the Fell School and all the rich little fairy boys decided to sponsor a child in it, that was me, but kicked me out when I was caught teaching the fairy boys how to rob the PATS off a pair of Lee Jeans and bring them to VIM. Let me see Chekhov pull that off. Sanford Meisner was my Uncle Artie yelling silently to himself, "Something's always wrong when nothing's always right." Method acting is nothing but a mixture of multiple personalities, believing your own lies are reality, like in high school cool Kenny telling me he wanted to be a cop. Dude, you go to Riker's Island Academy. I could make David Mamet psychoanalyze my attack on dialogue, Stanislavski be as if he were Bruce Lee kicking your roster of talentless students up and down Crenshaw. So what, your actors studied guerrilla theater at the London Rep? Let me tell you an ancient Chinese Saturday afternoon kung fu secret. Boards don't hit back. You think black entertainers have it hard finding work in this business? I'm a suspicious mulatto, which means I'm too black to be white and too white to be doing it right. Forget the American ghetto. I've cracked stages in Soweto, buried abortion babies in potter's field and still managed to keep a smile on my face, so whatever you curse at me to your caddyshack go-for-this, go-for-that assistant when I walk out that door, whatever slander you send my way, your mother. Thank you. (Applause)

Frequently Occurring Word Combinations

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collocation frequency
air jordans 3
etheridge knight 3
verbal measures 2
biggest lesson 2
fairy boys 2

Important Words

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  2. academy
  3. acting
  4. actor
  5. actors
  6. afternoon
  7. agent
  8. aids
  9. american
  10. amount
  11. ancient
  12. applause
  13. art
  14. artie
  15. assistant
  16. attack
  17. awe
  18. babies
  19. beats
  20. believing
  21. black
  22. boards
  23. bought
  24. boys
  25. bring
  26. bruce
  27. bully
  28. buried
  29. business
  30. caddyshack
  31. called
  32. caught
  33. chekhov
  34. child
  35. chinese
  36. cleveland
  37. cool
  38. cop
  39. cracked
  40. crenshaw
  41. crying
  42. curse
  43. david
  44. decided
  45. dialogue
  46. door
  47. double
  48. dude
  49. east
  50. entendre
  51. entertainers
  52. essex
  53. experience
  54. experienced
  55. face
  56. failed
  57. fairy
  58. father
  59. fell
  60. field
  61. finding
  62. fit
  63. fool
  64. forget
  65. fu
  66. gave
  67. ghetto
  68. guerrilla
  69. hard
  70. high
  71. hit
  72. hookers
  73. island
  74. jeans
  75. job
  76. kenny
  77. kicked
  78. kicking
  79. kung
  80. learn
  81. lee
  82. lies
  83. line
  84. local
  85. london
  86. magnets
  87. mamet
  88. man
  89. managed
  90. master
  91. means
  92. meisner
  93. method
  94. mixture
  95. mother
  96. mulatto
  97. multiple
  98. pair
  99. pats
  100. people
  101. personalities
  102. point
  103. privileged
  104. psychoanalyze
  105. pull
  106. punk
  107. push
  108. reality
  109. refrigerator
  110. rep
  111. revolution
  112. rich
  113. rob
  114. roster
  115. sanford
  116. saturday
  117. school
  118. secret
  119. send
  120. shakespearean
  121. shock
  122. shoved
  123. silently
  124. slander
  125. smile
  126. sonnet
  127. soweto
  128. space
  129. sponsor
  130. stages
  131. stanislavski
  132. stock
  133. students
  134. studied
  135. suspicious
  136. talentless
  137. teaching
  138. telling
  139. theater
  140. tickets
  141. traveled
  142. uncle
  143. victim
  144. vim
  145. walk
  146. wall
  147. wanted
  148. white
  149. woman
  150. work
  151. wrong
  152. yelling
  153. york